MENJADI MANGSA TAG YANG BERTALU-TALU

Kurang asam betui Some. Boleh dia tag aku ngan nama
penuh aku plak tuh. Terpaksa lah aku akur-slash-pasrah
(walhal lama tak update blog).

What if your ex said this to you?

1. Hi..how are you?
Not bad (I answer like this all the time)

2. Hey! You wanna go to the mall?!
You might as well strangle me.

3. I LOVE U
I have heard of something resembling this 'three words'
and frankly, it just disgusts me.

4. Do u want some cookies?
Unless it's Famous Amous, hell no.

5. Can you take me a picture?
What picture? They're just photos, after all.

6. Help me in my work?
I have heard of something resembling this 'five words'
and frankly, it just disgusts me..

7. Here's my gift to you...
I wouldn't know. Never had any.

8. Let's just be text mates
As opposed to mind-f**k buddies?(Open-ended answer, innit)

9. Do you want me to buy you an Ipod?
They're an abomination. No.

10. Let's sit together in the bus
Whoa there! Buy me breakfast first!

12. You're still pretty...
OMG

13. I still LOVE you! :
I have heard of something resembling this 'five words'
and frankly, it just disgusts me.

14. Can I visit your house?
Surprisingly, no. But you can buy me dinner.

15. Do you love me?
OMG. ROTFL.

tagged next:

1. Yap
2. Sal
3. Hana
4. Nina

IT'S AS IF TIME CAME TO A STANDSTILL

A close friend remarked that I haven't posted anything
in my blog for quite a long time.

It's true. I checked.

Well, it's not that long ago. But as the proverb goes, it
sort of becoming "a cough at the stairs".

I certainly wouldn't want to waste my coughs unnecessarily
at random locations, but it does hold water.

I've become indifferent.

Or do I care more and more?

I started writing (how pretentious do I sound now) about six
years ago, and back then I rattled off every vocabulary items I
knew in my posts.

Over the years (and, occasionally, through the woods) my fingers
decidedly became stiffer and stiffer, and I found it to be easier to
write less (read: sparsely) and leave the imagination to the readers
(more than one person?).

Did that work well?

Or did that work too well, such that I went crazy that slashed
my wri'ings to zero?

Nope.

I just didn't write.

TAGGED EDISI KEDUA (NASIB BAIK LA AKU BACA BLOG HANGPA)

Link to your tagger and post these rules on your blog.

Share 7 facts about yourself on your blog, some random, some weird.

Tag 7 people at the end of your post by leaving their names as well as links to their blogs.

Let them know they are tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.

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So I read some's blog, and I haven't read them in a while.

Apparently second wave of tag is coming, where you tell 7even facts about yourself, and
you tag others and let them know.

And then I read Yap's blog, and the guy freakin' tagged me!
(I'm honored actually, broseph)

I'm actually not very active in the blogging arena anymore (no reason to be, innit?) so,
I guess a good reason would be to participate in these 'viral' thingies.

So, here goes. (drumroll, please)

Fact number one:
I don't really buy stuff for myself. Also, I don't like to accumulate debt. So If I like something,
I use my credit card to buy it and settle the credit immediately. Crazy, innit?

Fact number two:
I'm really punctual. There have been instances where I left a friend who came late. I don't mind
if you're late, as long as you tell me ahead.

Fact number three:
I recently discovered that I hate the phrase 'comfort zone'. I don't know why, it makes my skin
crawl and make me want to punch something. Please, for the love of god, kill this abomination
that's known as, you know, 'c*****t z**e'. Fuck.

Fact number four:
I'm notoriously lazy. When you see me working, it's mostly machinations and trick lighting.
I'm kidding. But I wanna stress that I'm lazy (as if that's not enough)

Fact number five:
I'm usually clueless when it comes to girls. In fact, I froze whenever I encounter beautiful girls.
I'm not exactly single right now (I'd like to think I'm in the middle of something), but it's my Achilles' Heel.
I'd rather go to Iraq than woo a girl.

Fact number six:
I still don't know what 'angka bererti' meant.

Fact number seven:
I usually show tough love to the ones I love.

It's twisted, I know.

So. Seven people?

1. Some
2. Yap
3. Salhana?
4. James Fadzri MCKK?
5. Nina?
6. Hana?
7. Barack Obama

Yea, that's right.

CAN'T GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD

I heard this song on the way to KL from JB on Saturday.

Actually the strange thing is that I listened to the FM radio
at all. I never do, but I ran out of interesting CDs after 3 hours.

It's 'Aci aci bukak pintu' by P. Ramlee?

I'm not a fan of the guy's work, but some of his films are kind
of universal.

It also helped that ASTRO is rerunning the whole catalogue
to death.

I wonder who were the original singers?

But to an audiophile (not me) it's more than a simple song.
(is it about a horny wife?). The intro is nice to play on a guitar.

But the youtube videos are certainly helpful. Does YouTube help
breathe new life into Tan Sri's works?

I still can't get the song out of my mind. Enjoy.

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Aci aci buka pintu
Nana Balik hai pukul satu
Jangan takut burung hantu
Nana bawa tongkat semambu
.
Nana nana lekas pulang
Aci takut tinggal seorang
Belakang rumah ada jembalang
Mata sepet hidungnya belang
.
Aci aci jangan takut
Nana ada hai parang kontot
Hantu Syaitan semua kecut
Nampak parang gerenti cabut
.
Kalau nana bilang begitu
Baru senang rasa hatiku
Kalau datang syaitan dan hantu
Aci pukul dengan penyapu

TWO WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL.

By now, you must've heard about Jibam's demise, Che Mon's
predicament and current state of health, and the miracle that is
their offspring's survival with nary a scratch (well, he had a minor
cut on his left chest).

I've thought about writing something.

But I think it's better to pray to God for His mercy and hope for
the best for the future.

Amiin.