tepu dengan rona, tepu dengan kas-kas
(panang-paneng un saturazione a.k.a. la usurpadora)

traveling has taken its toll on my ride.

just a few weeks back, she had her shoes (tayar la)
replaced. it's been three years. i don't think she'd be
safe to drive with those old dubs.

thems set me back close to a grand. i parted with
the benjamins with sweating palms.

last week, the rear absorbers breathed their last breath
(duh..) and again we went to the 'tukang kereta'.

terap aku macam ni.

kbm's been a really reliable car. however, when i first
got together with kbm, the first impression was pretty
average.i remember on the first day, i found out that
the driver's door wouldn't shut properly and the boot
closure's alignment was way off.

way to go with proton.

yeah. we went to proton to sort it out. a few gremlins
appeared again after that. fender lining fell off.
windscreen cracks (which was not true. i was imagining things.)

now i think kbm's okay. or i'm simply just don't care.

or i've learnt to live with the imperfections. i think kbm's
taught me that important lesson. when the car was first
dented, i vaguely remember going berserk (keluar api).

yang paling lawak sekali kucing tidur atas kereta pun
kena marah. kih kih kih.

over the years (baru tiga tahun saja pun), i viewed the
dents and scratches as kbm's characters. it adds to
the overall personality. kalau dalam bahasa komik kira
belang tarung a.

now i don't even mind if there's a new scratch on the
car. basuh kereta pun dah jarang dah.

nasib baik kereta kaler itam.

but that's not the point.

the point being is, ultimately, a man, is the sum of all his flaws.

i found this somewhere, and i first poured over the meaning
because i want to disagree with it.

but, as surreal as it sounded, it does resonate with
whatever it is that's going through my mind.

a man is the sum of all his flaws.

a car is the sum of all its flaws.

i hope.

on another note, i suddenly found korean dramas
extremely addictive.

this is not good. not good at all. basically, the new-wave
of these rom-coms perfectly endear to my twisted taste
in things.

i'd like to buy the dvds but i almost shat myself when i saw
that it's rm80 for a 4-dvd box set. and it's here in
prangin mall. ingatkan kat penang murah. fuck.

apparently thems don't have any pirates in korea.
semua orang korea alim nih.

i guess i have to carve out my pound of flesh, don't i?

Vicinity of Obscenity

Liar Liar
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Is there a perfect way to holding you baby? liar
Vicinity of Obscenity in your eyes
Terracotta Terracotta Terracotta Pie!
Is there a perfect way to holding you baby? liar
Vicinity of Obscenity in your eyes

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Do we all learn defeat
from the whores with bad feet
Beat the meat treat the feet
to the sweet milky seed

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Vicinity of Obscenity in your eyes

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Do we all learn defeat,
From the whores with bad feet
Beat the meat treat the feet
To the sweet milky seed
liar liar liar liar
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mcD or kFc - pick a side (vicinity of obscenity)

lately, these kiosks have been springing
up like 'shrooms after the rain stops. in
effect, they reflect the fast food culture,
or sub-culture of what is know known as
'everything's-freaking-fast' nation nowadays.

i like kfc and mcD for a different reason,
albeit not related to the food they serve.
of course, the cuisine they serve is worthy
of mentioning.

No offense and i hope none's taken.

In my hometown, kfc came early. 'twas by the
stadium, and i think it was the first fast
food franchise to penetrate kedah. i know
for a fact that white castle also came, but
they couldn't handle the pressure (of kedah-uns
not buying their products) and it was a good
few years too before mcD came to town.

when me pops was still around, going to kfc
was considered a family outing. they had a
playground at the back for the kids, so it
was fun (aside from the eating) for me as a
kid to go to KFC.

yeah, the nostalgic factor was what kept
me glued to kfc 'till now. don't get me wrong,
nostalgic is great but it's not what makes
the benjamins roll in. i'm overcome with
sorrow whenever i see a kfc. it's a pale
shadow of what it used to be. they used
to have great gassy drinks, and now they
only got watered-down pepsis. the meals have
become more expensive. the combination of
piecemeals is rubbish. which is a shame.

but the original recipe is still as good as
ever. that's for sure. but i don't know for
how long, man.

mcD, in my opinion, has the food quality at
a slightly above average level, but everything
else, they got thems right.

which is why mcd now is the mcD that you see.

they made everything else great to mask the
fact that their product is average.

the other thing that made me not particularly
fond of mcD is an event that happened many
years ago.

i think it was before '90s. 'twas during my
family's excursions to kl that we found
ourselves in bangsar. there's a mcd there
(at the junction), so of course, as a kid,
i wanted the value meal (happy meal?) badly.
it was i think, priced at rm3.99 or rm2.99,
so me mum gave me the exact change for the
goods.

so off i went and ordered. when the meal
came, i duly put the cash at the counter.

then the clerk said,"rm4.19, adik."

i froze.

then i said,"tu tulis rm3.99?"

"ada tax dik. 5%".

shit.

an aunt nearby felt sorry for me (yeah, what
else is new?) and she gave 20 cents for me
to settle the bill.

it's a happy ending, but i learnt on that
day that there's a thing called taxes, and
it will bite you on your ass if you're
distracted.

come to think of it, it's quite funny, innit?

i hope i didn't ruin these movies for y'all.

adam sandler is known for making comedies.

or so you may assume.

i did too. once. but i read somewhere on
a person's favorite sad movie, and she quoted
50 first dates.

and i thought, 'say what?'

i saw the flick and i didn't see anything to
be sad of, other than the fact that drew
had an accident, which caused her memory
loss.

so i sat down again and went through the
film again.

she was right. it's a very tragic movie.
thinly veiled as a happy gilmore feature.

the hero has to convince the girl to fall
in love with him. the next day, he has to do
it all over again. and again.

he basically put his plans on hold because
he wanted her so bad. when she found out
about this, she dumped him.

the particular scene i like is when they're
both out on the field and she asked him
why he liked her. or something to that
effect, i don't remember.

he answered that he liked her because she
like him even though he's a boring guy, and
she wouldn't remember. i'm not sure
if i phrased this right.

then she remarked 'it doesn't take a day
to figure out you're boring'.

keh keh keh. lahanat betui.

which brings us to the next flick: click.

it's about a father who missed a chance to
live life when he used a 'universal remote'
to fastforward the difficult bits. he found
out later he missed his father's death, estranged
his wife and his family.

yang paling aku tak suka sekali bila last-last
rupa-rupanya dia mimpi.

skil filem melayu. ceh.

anger management. hm.

basically a guy who couldn't express his love
for his girl.

what could be more tragic?

fear and loathing in paya mat insun.

I saw the dvd and thought 'hm. new movie'.

so, did you manage to get it?