penuh aku plak tuh. Terpaksa lah aku akur-slash-pasrah
(walhal lama tak update blog).
What if your ex said this to you?
1. Hi..how are you?
Not bad (I answer like this all the time)
2. Hey! You wanna go to the mall?!
You might as well strangle me.
3. I LOVE U
I have heard of something resembling this 'three words'
and frankly, it just disgusts me.
4. Do u want some cookies?
Unless it's Famous Amous, hell no.
5. Can you take me a picture?
What picture? They're just photos, after all.
6. Help me in my work?
I have heard of something resembling this 'five words'
and frankly, it just disgusts me..
7. Here's my gift to you...
I wouldn't know. Never had any.
8. Let's just be text mates
As opposed to mind-f**k buddies?(Open-ended answer, innit)
9. Do you want me to buy you an Ipod?
They're an abomination. No.
10. Let's sit together in the bus
Whoa there! Buy me breakfast first!
12. You're still pretty...
OMG
13. I still LOVE you! :
I have heard of something resembling this 'five words'
and frankly, it just disgusts me.
14. Can I visit your house?
Surprisingly, no. But you can buy me dinner.
15. Do you love me?
OMG. ROTFL.
tagged next:
1. Yap
2. Sal
3. Hana
4. Nina
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