i hope i'm not gonna gross people out by this post. i'm sure they will be.

there are simple pleasures in life that some, or most take for granted. i myself don't have many
pleasantries, pleasure or luxuries, so my preferences may look pretty lame, as opposed to some
others might prefer such as shopping, taking long walks on the beach, aromatic therapy bath
(man, o man), so on so forth. but hey, it's up to everyone, right?

one of the most gratifying things i could probably include is sneezing. tell me truth, don't it feel
good to sneeze, after your nose's been itchy, and you've been anticipating? i like to
sneeze (of course, it's involuntary reaction to dust), but i like it best when i sneeze LOUDLY, and
with such force that anyone nearby would be startled, and look at you with disgust, as if you're
a streaker.some say that sneezing is way better than the big 'o'...if you know what i mean.
however, sadly, i couldn't verify that...........yet.

i'd include taking a dump/deposit in the bank of nature/thelovebelow next. man, you have to be
a worm not to include this.remember the pain you have when you're holding the dragon in?man,
it hurts like hell! i remember in some occasions, the grumble in my belly was so bad, that i
started having involuntary spasms. feh....atfer you're finished, you'd go.."aaaahhh....".
you know it.

and the third would be driving (in a car, of course) in the night, on empty road, listening to your
favourite band on the ol' in-car-entertainment unit. i don't need to elaborate more on this, man.
it's self-explanatory.

there you have it. the list was gonna be longer, but i'm bored of typing.